MNWNW Funny coffee mugs and random crafty sh*t from a foul-mouthed crazy lady.
How This All Got Started

I've always been crafty, and crazy, and this shop is the demented result. 

A couple years ago I started hand-painting coffee mugs, wine glasses and tea cups and posting them on Etsy, my blog, and my Facebook page for shits and giggles. It was weird, it was fun, and best of all, people LIKED them. Then folks started making requests, and I had a ton of new ideas to share, and business really ramped up, and then something I painted went a tiny bit viral, and, we are. An actual storefront. You could knock a few of my relatives over with a light breeze right now, and I'm loving it (they think a lot of my work is vulgar. Which is, of course, the whole point. Duh).

I'll be listing the most popular designs in the coming weeks. The one you are probably looking for (not as elusive as the six-fingered man, fortunately), the Inigo Montoya You Drank My Coffee mug, is the current featured product. But there are so many more that you haven't seen. You can find an album of my work on Facebook at Mommy Needs Wine, Not Whine. I take requests and love working collaboratively on unique designs.

If you have something you want painted onto a coffee mug, wine glass, tea cup, shot glass, beer stein, pick-your-poison-if-I-can-find-it-I'll-do-it, hit me up on Facebook at Mommy Needs Wine, Not Whine, or email me at (I'm going to tell you right now, I spend a lot more time on FB. That is how I built this bitch, after all).

Namaste, bitchachos. And happy shopping.